R is among the most menacing of sounds. That’s why they call it “Murder” and not “Muck Duck.”
- said by Dwight Shrute (Rainn Wilson) on The Office episode titled “Mafia.”
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Posted in Pop Culture, Random on Aug 12th, 2009
I don’t use social media outlets as a means to get all emo about my life or get all convoluted about the meaning of life. When I other people do this, I feel gross. I feel like vomiting. Most of the time, people use other people’s quotes (like bible verses, authors and other “brilliant [...]
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Posted in Quotes, Writers on Jul 8th, 2009
FBOM meaning ‘First Blog of the Morning’
Ernest Hemingway once said to Bernard Berenson in Selected Letters:
Ordinarily I never read anything before I write in the morning to try and bite on the old nail with no help, no influence and no one giving you a wonderful example or sitting looking over your shoulder.
Too late Mr. [...]
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A hug is like a public dry hump.
-Barney
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Marshall: Why can’t two guys who are friends go to brunch?
Ted: Because brunch is kind of…
Robin: Girly.
Marshall: Breakfast isn’t girly. Lunch isn’t girly. What makes brunch girly?
Ted: I don’t know. There is nothing girly about a horse or a horn. Put them together and you have a unicorn.
- as said in the World’s Greatest Couple [...]
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