For those who like weed and Christmas:

For those who want to feel fancy and literary:

For those of you who like Catherine Zeta Jones movies that no one watched:

For those who have a boner for that Lloyd Webber guy:

For those who like animals in human clothing:

For the douchey cinephiles:

For those who care about canine love:

For those of you who think primates should live like humans:

For those who care about terminal illness and love:

For those of you who claim to like theater:

For those of you who know what this is:

For those of you who actually thought this movie was good (In stores Feb. 11):

More Gosling for the gander.

Timberlake. Seyfried. They run a lot in this movie.

Remember these movies? I do. Barely.

Just in time for Awards season, check out these Blu-ray re-releases of high-brow flicks:

If you have a little one in your life or you just think talking puppies are cute, then you probably know about these.

Because you really need to relive these movies over and over again.

…or you can just settle for this one.

If you don’t have this in your collection already, then I don’t know what to say to you.

For those of you who watched this interview and enjoy a good ol’ fashioned cancer comedy:

For those who love Hugh Jackman, but hate metals that are fake:

For those who still keep up with the franchise:

For those who love a good Woody:

For those Hitchcockian heads:

A must-have for Godzilla-philes:

Because we all love Richard Pryor:

Ummmm…I THINK I watched this movie in the theater:

Here is your handy dandy guide for DVDs and Blu-rays out this Tuesday. Enjoy.

For all of you Gosling-o-philes and Clooney whores:

For those of you who think Taylor Lautner could be an action star:

For those of you hot for Catherine Deneuve:

For those of you who read this interview:

For those of you who like crazy Asian action/adventure movies with various weaponry:

For everyone who wants to become a radio DJ in a third world country:

What to watch on the runway…

It’s that time of year again – it’s time for FASHION WEEK in New York! Starting Feb. 11, smokey eyes and nude lips will invade Bryant Park as designers send their Fall 2010 collections down a runway like a log ride; telling the masses of fashion junkies what they should be wearing come autumn – and this is the last time you’ll see the event in Bryant Park. Come September, the tents will uproot to the Lincoln Center which is, in a way, an end of an era. Now designers will get criticized for their work at a totally different venue.

What to watch in theaters…

Pickings are quite slim in the theaters for the Feb. 12 release dates: Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Lightning Thief – which kind of sounds fun, but not as fun as the “look at us we’re famous” ensemble rom-com, Valentine’s Day. I swear, that movie’s cast looks like a celebriorgy of actors. Then there’s The Wolfman – a release date that has been pushed back so many times that I don’t know if I should care about it anymore – but Emily Blunt will probably make it worthwhile. That and the fact that there’s a lot of murderous killings involved.

It goes without saying that the new episode of Lost on Tuesday is a must-see, but there’s also a new episode of How I Met Your Mother (CBS) and the season finale of Heroes (NBC) on Monday (does anyone really watch that anymore?) – but if those don’t tickle your fancy, Bravo’s Kell on Earth is definitely something you must keep up with. It makes up for reality TV lameness like Launch My Line and The Fashion Show. Tuesday brings us to Hollywood week on American Idol (FOX) and the series finale of The Jay Leno Show (NBC) – but don’t worry! We’ll see him in the time slot he purloined from Conan. Thursday is the series premiere of Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains (CBS) – but I’ll probably be watching Jon Bon Jovi as he gives love a bad name on 30 Rock (NBC). Dust off your American flag for Friday because the 2010 Vancouver Olympics Opening Ceremony will air on NBC (Good luck trying to top the Beijing Olympics – what are they going to do? Have a big ol’ paper mache maple leaf to represent Canada?! scoff!). On Valentine’s day, celebrate romance with the 2010 NBA All-Star Game (TNT), the series premiere of The Amazing Race (CBS) or Ruby (Style). Nothing says “I love you” like celebrity basketball players, globetrotting people in North Face doing ridiculous tasks for money and a sweet woman who used to be 716 pounds.

What to buy on DVD…

- Clint Eastwood: 35 Films 35 Years – that’s a whole lotta Clint. 4,244 minutes to be exact.
- Coco Before Chanel – the film was eh but watch for the sake of Audrey Tautou
- Good Hair- a good Chris Rock documentary about weaves, relaxers and an insane hairstyling competition. Someone even cuts hair underwater!
- Law Abiding Citizen - I totally forgot this movie came out in the theaters!
- Small Wonder: The Complete First Season – HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YEAH!

What music to listen to…

Get your bedroom eyes ready because Sade’s album “Soldier of Love” hits stores Feb. 8. We’ve been waiting for an album that would be able to make us drop trou 20 seconds into the first track. Hopefully this one will be it.