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‘New Moon’ takes magazine covers hostage

Just in case you didn’t know, New Moon comes to theaters Friday (Nov. 20) – and December issues of magazines are here to remind us. Constantly remind us. It’s a good thing because I was starting to forget. The New Moon threesome (a.k.a. Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Robert Pattinson) crammed themselves on to the...

‘New Moon’ should change its title to ‘Shirtless’

Based on the posters, previews and Taylor Lautner’s new buffed bod, New Moon is going to do two things: 1.) Make girls swoon and drool. and 2.) Make guys want to work out. Do I really need to be reminded that I don’t have the washboard abs of an oily variety werewolf bohunk? Forget the...

Another lukewarm ‘New Moon’ overhyped preview

Vampires running fast. Violence. Bella dramatically turning around. Groundbreaking. And is it me or did it look like Taylor Lautner was wearing a bit of rouge in that clip?

My ‘New Moon’ excitement goes to ‘another level’

I can’t help myself. I know I just did a post about New Moon and how it is going to be “edgier,” but I feel my inner tween breaking out of my skin like a bad case of Hannah Montana gums. I realize that I am behind on New Moon news, but I just saw...

‘New Moon’ buzzwords

New Moon, the second installment of the Twilight Saga, like many sequels, promises to be “stepped up a whole other notch” and “more complicated” and “exciting” and “pushed to the next level” and – well, let’s see what Taylor Lautner (a.k.a. Jacob) has to say: It looks like Sharkboy has done some great media training...

Move over vampires, here come the werewolves

Tweens are in a frenzy as the countdown to the werewolf-centric New Moon movie has commenced (it’s out in theaters November 20 so be prepared for a lot of sugar coated squealing). Taylor Lautner is about to “eclipse” (pun intended) Robert Pattinson as the new supernatural “it” boy as he plays the the third point...

‘New Moon’ re-cover or Harlequin romance novel?

The warm loving embrace. The smoldering eyes. The vampire in the moon. This re-cover is the cheesiest thing ever – and I love it. I wonder if they changed the text of the novel to match the Harlequin romance vibe this cover is sending out. I wonder if Bella says stuff like, “Jacob’s warm manhood...