Thank You SNL, We Needed This ‘Voice’ Sketch
The Voice is easily my favorite singing competition show right now. American Idol has turned into a show where the world act like Nicki Minaj is a legitimate singer and Randy Jackson says “In it to win it” at least 12 times. X Factor is just American Idol but with a bigger budget and America’s...
Christina Aguilera and her Boobs Perform Her New Single ‘Make the World Move’ on ‘The Voice’
You can poke fun and insult Christina Aguilera (the hair, the fluctuating weight, the mysterious substance running down her leg during a performance of “At Last”) all you want, but one thing remains consistent with her: that gal can SANG. The dirrrty diva and fellow judge on The Voice, Cee Lo Green debuted her new...
So I’m Still Watching This Performance on ‘The Voice’ Every Hour
Last week, Amanda Brown and Trevin Hunte wrecked shop on The Voice with this performance of “Vision of Love”. The stamp of a great performance on any singing competition show is the stank face of pain one has when they do those orgasmic melismatic runs — and when the two broke it down at the...
Finer Feed: ‘Kick Ass’ Finally Gets a Sequel, Britney Spears Has the ‘X-Factor’, ‘The Voice’ Gets its Winner
Good news? Kick Ass 2 looks like it’s a go. Bad news? I don’t think Nic Cage will be back. Dammit. [Deadline] Rising from the ashes of the X-Factor judges massacre is Britney Spears. The pop star has signed a $15 million dollar deal to join Simon Cowell and L.A. Reid at the judges table...
Finer Feed: Beyonce is Beautiful, Kermit Breaks the Law in Germany, Mickey Mouse Club Reunion on ‘The Voice’
It’s official. Beyonce is more beautiful than any woman in the world. As for men, she up against stiff competition with with Ryan Gosling. [EW] The Muppets sequel is a go, but Kermit the Frog has broken some laws in Germany. The frog community is protesting the allegations as racist saying, “SEE! It really isn’t...
A Finer Week: Diablo Directs, Beyonce Parties, and Conan Insults Tom Hanks
- A digitally aged Princess Diana makes a Photoshopped appearance next to Kate Middleton on the cover of Newsweek. Some people find it’s disrespectful. Others tacky. I just think it’s creepy. [Go Fug Yourself] - Transformers: Dark of the Moon took movie theaters by storm on Wednesday — sans Megan Fox. This poses the question:...
Watching ‘The Voice’ Finale on Fast Forward
I was so busy watching Mary Murphy have a mouthgasm on So You Think You Can Dance that I forgot to watch The Voice finale — but perhaps that’s a good thing. Watching finale episodes of any reality competition on fast-forward is much more efficient. Here is a bullet-pointed re-cap which allowed me to watch...
Snap Judgments: A Queen Medley by ‘The Voice’ Coaches
The coaches of The Voice sang a Queen medley last night. And I made snap judgments. Here they are: - The more I see Adam Levine, the more I realize the need to reiterate the fact that he looks like a Filipino version of me. - Excellent use of Who Wants to be a Millionaire...
Workout Song of the Week: ‘Come on Over’ by Christina Aguilera
Don’t act like you didn’t (and still do) jam out to this song — especially during that fast-talking breakdown and the video that included red highlights, exposed navels and had the vibe of a Sprite/Target commercial. Also, I think I have a hankering for a lot of Christina Aguilera in my life because of The...
Flashback: Maroon 5 at Stubb’s in 2003
Whilst watching The Voice, the mere presence of Adam Levine made me flashback to my time in Austin — particularly a balmy evening at Stubb’s on October 5, 2003. The lineup that evening included Gavin DeGraw, Marc Broussard, and Maroon 5 — a band that I barely knew about at the time. I wasn’t really...
Three Things That Require Your Attention: ‘The Voice,’ ‘Hesher,’ and Michael Scott’s Farewell
I really could care less about the actual Royal Wedding — but I do care about adding a Kate/William commemorative plate to my collection. Nonetheless, here are a couple of things that I do care about — and you should to: The Voice: Question — Who in the hell needs another vocal competition show? Answer–...
