+ No more Glee until April 2010 – but thank God for Hulu (and P.S. Did anyone else get “you go girl!” goosebumps from Amber Riley’s opening number?)

+ Top Chef finds a winner and it isn’t Kevin. It’s a Voltaggio brother. Which one? I’ll give you a hint: it’s the one that shows no emotion.

+ Sex and the City 2 poster hits the net and what a surprise – it has Sarah Jessica Parker on it all by herself.

+ The trailer for The Sorcerer’s Apprentice also hits the Internet – sans Mickey Mouse.

+ Take a visit to Mother’s Daughter – no, it’s not literally a mother’s daughter. It’s a new vintage store in the city.

+ Drag queens give some full frontal at the Union Square ice rink.

+ Gisele Bündchen gives birth. Baby gets a modeling contract before umbilical cord is cut.

+ Lady Gaga meets Queen Elizabeth II – because it was crucial that they do so.

+ More importantly, Pee-Wee Herman makes a comeback. No, for real. It is more important.

+ Sonia Rykiel covers up naughty bits for H&M.

+ Barbie tosses her skanky mall rat look and dons some Comme des Garçons.

+ And finally, let’s hear it for heavage!

When she made her personal appearance at Neiman Marcus in San Francisco, she didn’t need her voice to sell her jewelry line simply called Padma – but it certainly didn’t hurt. Actually, we welcome it with open arms. Huge open arms.

Casually adorned in black and radiating with maternal beauty (the former model is pregnant, but it certainly did not look like it), she gave me a tour of her jewelry line. As much as I wanted her to say “Hands up! Utensils down!”, I was more than happy to hear her out about her collection.

“I’ve always designed jewelry,” said Laksmi. “I have a big collection of antique ethnic jewelry. This collection happened organically.”

Not as ostentatious as some of her ethnic jewelry and small enough to translate on a TV screen, Lakshmi donned them on Top Chef and then on a special “Sandwich Challenge” episode of Oprah – and once you go on that show, people start to notice things – in a good way of course.

“People started emailing Oprah about it,” says Lakshmi. “One of my producers said that perhaps I should try copying them. Then I got a Pantene endorsement and I took my paycheck from Pantene and I turned it into a jewelry company.”

Her collection of jewelry fuses her Indian culture with a modern aesthetic. She says that the delicate and hyper-feminine pieces are designed to “dance on a women’s skin, ear and throat” as well as be layered with other pieces.

With a nod to her love for food, her pieces include a “bean and pod” theme. IT include hoops, stackable bangles and front-to-back necklace that can be beautiful from the front and –you guessed it – the back. (Be thankful that I spared you the “Sexy Back” quip)

“The back is the most beautiful part of a women’s body, yet you never see it adorned,” says Lakshmi.

Pulling from her culture was a big thing for Lakshmi. She says that there are certain periods of a culture’s creativity that are so iconic and for Indians, it’s jewelry design.

“The craftsmanship and the sheer beauty of the jewelry is eye catching,” says Lakshmi. “When you think of jewelry, what do you think of? You think of either Cartier diamonds or beautiful Rajasthani with all these ornate heavy jewelry. Indian culture brings about certain jewelry and fabric.”

Lakshmi is fully aware that the outsized costume quality of Indian jewelry can potentially be too dramatic and that’s why she created this more attainable and timeless collection.

“If you wear a lot of those big statement pieces it can look ornamental or you might end up looking like a Christmas tree,” says Lakshmi. “Jewelry like this should stay with a woman forever.”

I don’t think that she could have said it any better.

For more about her jewelry, visit www.padmalakshmi.com.

- And there’s no other way to celebrate an H&M collabo by suing your mom. Yes, we’re talking to you Tamara Mellon.

- Angelina Jolie is slated to play Patrizia Reggiano in Ridley Scott’s Gucci movie. No complaints here.

- Need another way to obsess about Michelle Obama’s fashion sense? Well, today is your lucky day.

- Lady Gaga and Beyonce do a collabo. The world vomits pleasure.

- Apparently fashion had a good time when they had a night out in September that they are going to do it again. In 2010. Don’t worry, they have plenty of time to plan.

- Natalie Portman gets crunk about being a vegetarian.

- …then she and Padma Lakshmi talk about putting pricks on their tongue on Top Chef.

- The Bay Bridge snafu may leave commuters frustrated, but what about the car that actually got whipped by the falling cable?

- THANK GOD. It’s about time someone made a movie about the Chippendales.

- Can Sergei Sviatchenko be the new Internet dandy? I think so.

- Danny Roberts’s Coco Rocha pumpkin. The best Halloween decoration. Ever.

- Adam Lambert + new album cover = Poison circa Look What the Cat Dragged In

- Just make sure you don’t confuse his new album cover with Rihanna’s.

- But all this pales in comparison to the new pop sensation, Subtle Sexuality.

- DJ Hero hits game consoles and all Jay-Z can talk about is pizza.

Top Chef: Of course, the sexiest foodie on the face of the Earth Padma Laksmi represents as the host. On Top Chef Masters Korean American Kelly Choi makes it hot as the host – yet another hottie – but I still think Padma is a bit hotter. Sorry Kelly. On the contestant front, Preeti Mistry represents the Indian-Americans like the hot host.

Project Runway: The “at one with the universe” Malvin Vien represented the Asian Americans but perhaps he was a bit too avant garde for his own good. He and his lopsided coif got “auf’d” last week.

Why does this picture scare me? It’s like a really bad senior picture from the mid-90s.

The Mentalist: Tim Kang. I don’t watch the show but Lenee gave me this tip – and she is MORE than a reliable source.

Unfortunately, there were no Asians in Inglorious Basterds (at least I didn’t see any) – and that may be a good thing depending on how you look at it.

That brings the total to 26 since my last post.

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