Snap Judgment: “Hysteria” Trailer Brings Sophistication and Class to the Vibrator
Please don’t let the title of this post fool you. The vibrator IS classy and sophisticated — but the new trailer for Hysteria makes the popular sex toy even classier. Like a whore in a corset doing the waltz. The movie gives us the history of the invention of the vibrator and proves that adding...
The New ‘Footloose’ Trailer is Skanktastic
I am going to stop bitchin’ and moaning about Kenny Ortega‘s remake of Footloose. I am just going to embrace it — in all it’s skank ass ho-ness glory. Check out the new trailer. It will surely give your computer some sort of cyber STD:
Three Trailers Worth Your While
I’m a whore for new movie trailers. Then, like everyone else, I get tired of the clips, TV spots, and international trailers that infest media like chronic diarrhea. That said, I enjoy the FIRST trailer of a movie that is beyond one and a half minutes. Here are a couple that I wrangled: Sherlock Holmes:...
Aziz Ansari and Jesse Eisenberg Serve Up Slices at Goathill Pizza in S.F.
Stars of the upcoming movie, 30 Minutes or Less (in theaters August 12), Jesse Eisenberg and Aziz Ansari will be at Goathill Pizza (300 Connecticut Street in Potrero Hill) in San Francisco Wednesday, July 6 from 1:20 to 1:40 p.m. serving slices of pie to celebrate the release of their movie. Advance screening passes will...
A Finer Week: Diablo Directs, Beyonce Parties, and Conan Insults Tom Hanks
- A digitally aged Princess Diana makes a Photoshopped appearance next to Kate Middleton on the cover of Newsweek. Some people find it’s disrespectful. Others tacky. I just think it’s creepy. [Go Fug Yourself] - Transformers: Dark of the Moon took movie theaters by storm on Wednesday — sans Megan Fox. This poses the question:...
Follow the Bloody Disgusting ‘YellowBrickRoad’
Remember when I told you about those totally awesome culty, gory, bloody horror movies that will be playing for a limited time at select theaters? Well, let me remind you: Each month, select AMC Theaters will show a new title every month from some of the best movies from the best film festivals (like that...
‘Smash,’ ‘The Playboy Club,’ ‘Grimm’ and ‘Alcatraz’: Which One Will Get Cancelled First?
There has been a flood of previews for new TV shows that are slated to hit our DVRs come fall. Four in particular have caught my eye: Smash, The Playboy Club, Grimm and Alcatraz. All of these previews are coming out faster than I can complain about the most annoying contestant on So You Think...
‘Rubber’: The Most Anticipated Movie About a Murderous Car Tire
My friend Jo Jo and I share a mutual affinity for campy, screwed-up, and bizarrely experimental movies. So when he shared the trailer for Quentin Dupieux‘s Rubber via Twitter, I was in awe: A psychic tire that goes on a killing spree? That has awesome written all over it. Watching this and The Roommate would...
The New ‘Sucker Punch’ Trailer Has Lots of Fun Violence!
If you combine a woman’s prison movie, Watchmen and add a semi-mellow hallucinogenic drug, you wold get Zack Snyder’s Sucker Punch — but who cares. It has hot girls with various forms of weaponry and lots of violence. What’s not to like?
I Think I Am One of the Only People Who Care About ‘Scream 4′
Besides Wes Craven, the actors in the movie and the people who will monetize off of the film, I, like the title of this blog post suggests, am probably one of the few people who actually care about Scream 4. Hell, I have all three Scream films on VHS (which I have incessantly mentioned over...
