The Best Tweets About Super Bowl XLVI
Please notice Eli Manning’s hand placement in this picture. Now that we got that out of the way, the Super Bowl tweets were popping up like boners at a slow dance at a junior high prom. The tweets were possibly even in more abundance (and more entertaining) than that of the Oscars or the Golden...
The Golden Globes 2012: The Best Tweets About a Flaccid Awards Show
Another Golden Globes in the books…and another round of tweets to add in the history books! Here are some tweets (including one from me — I need to support my vanity somehow) that had me spitting out my Yoo Hoo during tonight’s enthusiastically robotic telecast. Follow me on Twitter: @DinoRay for tons of self-congratulatory tweets....
Memorable Tweets From New Year’s Eve 2012
On New Year’s Eve, you will usually hear me saying something like, “I don’t care for New Year’s Eve anymore. That’s why I don’t go out.” That translates to: “I don’t do anything because I am lazy, boring, and being in crowds makes me feel awkward, creeped out and makes me pee in my pants...
Casey Anthony Verdict Sparks the Most Clever Tweets
Casey Anthony talks with a supporter in court following the end of her murder trial where she was acquitted of the murder of her daughter, Caylee. (AP Photo/Red Huber, Pool) 10 years from now, someone is going to ask me, “Where were you when they announced the Casey Anthony verdict?” and I am going to...
Tweets of the Moment: Jonah Hill and Mos Def
I just started following Jonah Hill on Twitter and was treated to this little morsel of enjoyment: @JonahHill Guys, I’m seriously worried about not getting my period. 27 years seems like way too long not to get it. Do any doctors follow me? Period jokes are so fun — especially if they are made by...
Best tweet of the week: @rillawafers
It’s only Tuesday and I already found the best tweet of the week: @rillawafers Victoria Secret Lingerie show starts out with the black eyed peas and immediately my boner went away. Forever. Jason DeCrow/AP
